Funny Mom-ism of the day

Watching the Rachael Ray show, talking to Mom about it. We both agree that she's too perky and talks too fast. Mom also thinks she looks better in solids, and that she accessorizes too much (too many belts, big earrings, etc.). Then, out of the blue, Mom says: "It's too bad about her husband. I'm not going to talk about it, they're only rumors, but I guess he might not have been faithful since they got married." No segueway whatsoever, and then, we couldn't talk about it.