On Dating

You know there shouldn't or won't be a second date when:

1. In response to your offer to split the dinner bill, he says: "Well, actually, you make more money than me so you should pay."
2. He invites you out for a drink, then lets his friend buy you a beer, and doesn't offer you his seat, even though there are only 3 seats and you are a party of 4.
3. He's allergic to cats and you tell him you might be a little crazy (and you have 2 cats).
4. You go to his house (blind date) and when he answers the door, you think "This can't be the guy. He must be going get his roommate, who I'm actually supposed to go out with." And you're wrong.

Shouldn't: 2, 3
Wasn't: 1, 3

Good times.